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  • One tequila, two tequila… three… floor.

  • Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

  • I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman “Where’s the self-help section?”. She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

  • Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

  • Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?”

  • Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

  • If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

  • How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

  • What was the best thing before sliced bread?

  • Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have a “S” in it?

  • Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

  • Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

  • Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

  • Why do people say, “you’ve been working like a dog” when dogs just sit around all day?

  • Can you get cornered in a round room?

  • What should one call a male ladybird?

  • Why is it called a “building” when it is already built?

  • Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?

  • If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars

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